A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.
“Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?” The man groans, but stays where he is. The usher becoming impatient with the man says…
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light…
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
Effortless Muffin Tin Dinner Rolls
If you’re looking for a quick and easy way to add a touch of homemade warmth to your meals, then you’re in the right place. In this…
Lady golfer
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The…
A blonde wanting to earn some money
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type…
Sue phones her husband at work,” Dan, do you have time for a chat?”
Sue phones her husband at work,” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go…
Black Canada Lynx caught on camera for the first time
A species of lynx native to North America, including Canada and parts of the United States, is called the Canada Lynx, or Lynx canadensis. Although the Canada…
A woman ls at home when she hears someone knocking at her door
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust….